Yeah, SINS, I am impressed... Sho nuff is... Might o' fact I thought maybe I'd really hit the jackpot when I was lookin' at the hotel in findin' a metal plate behind it and lifted it up and shined my flashligh down into a big black hole and figured that the hotel was built over some caverns itself and was thinkin' that maybe I could give the Luray Caverns a run fir their money with Bobert's Caverns but, sniff... that hole is just a big ol' sistern....

But don't thing the ca-chongerator didn't go off in my head... Man, fir a minute there I figured I was gonna be rich and be able retire my '91 Toyota? But, no.... Oh well, after 240,000 me and ol Toyoter has become good buddies so I reckon its okay that I ain't gonna be rich quite yet...

And Lizzie? You ain't never gonna have to worry 'bout me gettin' borin'... Heck, I make everything fun... My crew will tell ya that... Plus, no matter what, I play at least an hour of guitar everyday of my life... Plus, the P-Vine knows better to wink at me... Nothin' boring about me, dangit... Wish there were sometimes 'cause I wear my ownself out most days...

Bobert