Yes yes! I hear you. I hear you all. I tried to ignore the demands for a speech but you are too overwhelming, so...here goes!

Ladies, Gentlemen, and your ilk...

It is with tremendous reverence that I posted the 7001 post to this wonderful thread. Yes, I remember when MOAB was just a wee thought passing through my Kingly head; then, nearly two years ago, MOAB became a "light-bulb", an inspired idea, and I acted on it regally.

There were detractors as you all know. But BS has ever had detractors, yet it continues, even as MOAB has continued.

True, JOE OFFER stepped to the plate and gave MOAB his Official Blessing. Certainly that was an encouragement to many, yet, I think MOAB would have continued even without his blessing.

I feared for MOAB's life in the early days; I thought she would die somewhere between 100-200 posts. I underestimated the power inherent in her...the POWER of BULLSHIT!!!

And now, 7000+ strong, she stands tall in the anus of society, proudly pumping out bovine fecal matter by the ton.

I am humbled. I am awed. I am asloTweed.

King khanduwhoisasloTweed