Then removest thou the holy pin and countest to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shall thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
When the number three, being the third nuumber be reached, then lobbest thou thy holy hand grenade towards thy foe - whom, being naught in mine sight, shall snuff it.

best? hmmm... dennis the peasant from the holy grail
parrot
4 yorkshiremen
cheese shop
flying sheep

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