Be not concerned on my behalf, O Father of All Cynics.

My physical disability is bloody inconvenient, but contrary to what Marty seems to think, except for my legs, all of my bodily functions are perfectly normal and my general health is excellent. The disability is obviously more important to Marty than it is to me.

The oozings of our resident pustule don't bother me at all. I just consider the pitiful nature of the source.

Don Firth

[And now, back to our regular broadcast.]