GESUNDHEIT

Shatner returns via GUEST's refresh
to strike anew at our mudnest
What is needed now is a new Tekwar
to keep T-Rex from taking all before
him, We'll build him now
He'll chomp us later
We'll be raptor chow
till the next skyrock crater

We'll be sorry we didn't
take joy in the day
because we'll be so low
For disaster we'll pray

And that bastard Spielberg
Who celebrated Dinos free
He'd better be first
On the saurian rotisserie
right next to Michael Crichton
Who'll be feeding Jurassic worms
'Neath the prehistoric lightnin'

The only thing before the asteroid
That could save us
Would be a sneeze from Homer Simpson
as divine benedictus