The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #79614   Message #1444851
Posted By: Charley Noble
27-Mar-05 - 11:39 AM
Thread Name: BS: Tyrannosaurus Rex Burgers?
Subject: RE: BS: Tyrannosaurus Rex Burgers?
Rapaire-

It may be many years before dinosaurs are again roaming the range but we'll have the "traditional" songs ready to roll!

Here's an update on an old drinking song, "Martin Said to his Man":

I saw a Stegosaurus stagger through the door...
Have one glass and crash through the floor...

I saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex,
Fie, man, fie!
I saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex,
Who's the fool now?
I saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex,
When there was no more Guiness, he was in a vex,
Thou hast well drunken and who's the fool now?

I saw a Pteradactyle with a smile...
Say: "After a while crocodile!"...

I saw a Triceratops in his shop...
Hard at work fermenting hops...

I saw a Brontosaurus with a thesaurus...
Searching for the ultimate chorus...

Cheerily,
Charley Noble