I work for and with park rangers- does that count? This house museum that I live in is a state park site since the property was put into the lap of the park system in 1984. I get to hear a lot of stories about squatter's cabins, park sites' vandalism, building cabins and all that.

My idea of optimum living is of being in a large house (for house guests) on the edge of a national or state forest for roaming and traipsing and wildlife, and with a good enough road and a large parking lot in front for musicians' vehicles. Oh, and a good year 'round stream not far away.

I'm not asking for much, huh.