Herr Liebenscheiss, do you really imagine that I would have to invent someone to refresh a million old Shatner threads...when I can just as well start a brand new one? I feel that one or two Shatner threads at any given time is enough to culturally fertilize this forum and raise it above its normally plebian mundanity. A little dash of Shatner is all one really needs to get some sparkle in one's day, wouldn't you agree?

No, this is someone downright nasty and psychotic. Someone who resents my frequent mentioning of Shatner. I think it's Leonard Nimoy. He isn't nearly as logical and fair-minded as he pretends to be, you know.