Big Jim was a worm,
Was a great big worm,
Was a great big beautiful bloody red worm,
Round and fat and just like a picture,
Crossed wi' an eel and a boa constrictor,
Fed him on whisky to make him frisky
On pies and a pint or two,
Big Jim was a worm, was a great big worm,
Was a great big beautiful bloody red worm!

Need I go on?

FC