Actually MG lives in Calcutta and makes his living doing body piercing for upper-class teenagers from a little 8 x 10 four-bit store front.   He just comes here to practice his English, using lines from porno and sado-maschistic films he has borrowed from the bootlegger stall next door. He has a wife who weighed 150 when he married her but now weighs 250, and has given him four small children all under the age of ten. He wanted to be a ricksha runner but he couldn't pass the physical. MG's real name is Rapu. He goes barefoot and drinks mint tea.

Ask me how I know all this?


The same way he knows all the scurrilous things he saus about others. He just knows 'em.

It's kinda like having an invisible rabbit, only one with body odor and bad manners.

:D

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