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Thread #79685 Message #1446664
Posted By: Flash Company
30-Mar-05 - 04:29 AM
Thread Name: Folk Songs for anglers!
Subject: Lyr Add: WHISTLER'S MOTHER-IN-LAW
It aint a folk song, other than in the Louis Armstrong definition, but Bing Crosby had a song called 'Whistler's Mother-in-law'
If you're whistling cos your happy, Be very careful pappy, No telling just what a whistler's mother-in-law might do, Although Momma's around the kitchen, Attending to her stitching, There's Granny behind the door keeping an eye on you!
She's got a direct suspicion, You aim to do some fishin', You're whistling I declare, gave it away for sure, Well I reckon you might have known it. Might just as well postpone it, You aint going to go nowhere 'cept on a lecture tour
(Female voice off) John, John, hear what I'm a calling, Hurry up and mow that lawn, (Bing) I mowed it yesterday! (F.V.O) John/ John, I'm not only bawling, This old lady's up to something sure as your born.
Just you listen to Granny cackle, She's found your fishing tackle, A whistle for all your plans, now for the bad news too, Look at Granny, She's got the flivver, She's heading for the river, Well isn't that like a man's mother-in-law for you!
If that isn't evidence of a mis-spent childhood, I don't know what is!