The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #79757   Message #1447856
Posted By: Donuel
31-Mar-05 - 09:32 AM
Thread Name: BS: There outta be a law 8-)
Subject: BS: There outta be a law 8-)
Feeding tubes: At a savings of $900 million dollars for employers, feeding tubes are to be emplanted in employees to enable the 7 second lunch.

Social Security: To absorb the nearly $1 billion for implementing individual privatized stock certificate purchases, the accounting and brokers fees will be deducted from the lower 90% of socical security investors.

Alternative fuels: To bridge the gap to a hydrogen fuel economy in 20 years, Methane fuel (also known as Spaw Power) will be collected at all corporate livestock factory farms as well as select human individuals. When the collection tubes wear out they can be refurbished to make more feeding tubes.