Okay, one long turn.........

On the twelth day of Christmas, my true love said to me,
"Get off that damn computer,"
Eleven Garden Faeries,
Ten Dragonflied Hooters,
Nine Mudcat Condoms,
Eight Squeaky Chest Hairs,
Seven Blake Madison Novels,
Six Imploding 12-Strings,
FIVE SPUD FILLED THONGS.
Four Fart Assisted High Dives,
Three Waylon Herons,
Two Really Awful Puns,
And Little Cleigh's Ass Whistling Merrily.

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