Amos, Amos, Amos...

We are, in fact, being extremely polite by not commenting upon your doggerel. You see, when one sets out to imitate shit, one cannot expect to receive lauds if one is successful. Shit's like that. No matter how successful you are at creating it, in the end you still have shit. It is testimony to the quality of the shit you have created that we have merely let it lie without comment instead of saying, "My God, Amos! It's shit!"