I mean it, EG - the Aussies coined the phrase "whingeing Pom", but take a look at them today. Be careful of this, beware of that, mind the feelings of little Kylie, protect the sharks (I ask you!), you can hardly take a walk to the billabong without offending someone.

I would not be surprised to see a law come in that mandates foam-sponge roo-bars.

Where are the pioneers who won a continent?