[whinge mode ON]
This would be funny if I weren't manning the help-desk.

One of the supervisors has posted two pages of instructions over the shared document processing center - regarding the new voice recognition software installed so that the secretaries can use voice commands to process their documents.

Diabolically he has included "passwords" and "code words" and the comments that it may take the voice recognition software a few attempts to recognize new voices or voices after a change in personnel.

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I hate this day.

incredibly stupid formating mistake corrected - joeclone