It has occurred to me that throughout the history of the MOAB, we have equated the term "BS" with "Bull Shit". While there can be little doubt that the "S" does, indeed, represent "Shit", the "B" may, in fact, represent a number of shit-sources.

So, if you ever feel that your post doesn't quite measure up to "Bull Shit", please feel free to choose an appropriate "BS" from the following list:

Buffalo Shit
Bison Shit
Bullmoose Shit
Bird Shit
Butterfly Shit
Beetle Shit
Badger Shit
Bat Shit
Buzzard Shit
Boa Constrictor Shit
Bonobo Shit
Burro Shit
Bandicoot Shit
Boar Shit
Bear Shit
Bigfoot Shit
Beluga Shit
Beaver Shit
Bacteria Shit
Barnacle Shit
Beagle Shit
Basenji Shit
Basset Hound Shit
Bug Shit
Bedbug Shit
Bee Shit
Bloodhound Shit
Brontosaurus Shit
Buck Shit
Bulldog Shit