Happiest of April Fools Days to you and a round of applause for a masterful piece of dialogue.
Folks, I mean no ill-will, disrespect, or lack of compassion. I mourn for those who die and grieve for those who loved them. I do.
But life is a fast-flowing river, and if we can't laugh at our losses in some fashion we will be sorely ill-prepred for the big loss called "Exit--Stage Right--Pursued by a bear". You wanna be ready for your own leap, practice levity. It heals the soul and maketh it to float.
Otherwise there is no telling how deep there is to fall.