Make them take baths and wear trousers that don't fall down. And while you're at it, see if you can get 'em to go easy on the piercings and tatoos. And maybe convince them that every third word that comes out of their mouths shouldn't be "fuck". Turning their rap-blasting car stereos down to a decibel level slightly lower than that of an F-16 at takeoff would be appreciated as well.

Oh! You meant "offenders" as in "criminal offense"! Not just "stuff kids do that pisses off geezers"! Nevermind.