El Greko - I saw the original news item several times on TV.... :-)

You said it right - "What a load of boll***s... "

I was just thanking you for defending us Aussies...

Of course, IF you were really just having a go at us, then if I were you, I just wouldn't eat any more mangoes offered to you here.....

there is a variety called the 'turpentine mango'....

oh, damn, given it away now...

and the Raptor Guy does exist - has been on the media many times.