how about a more dignified 'Sir Humphrey' in order to project a more profess... proffesion.. prefessunul.... dignified image then???
or, if you prefer the 'call a spade -a spade' approach (or 'stick in this case) hows about 'Jordan, or 'Britney' then ? they does a lot of err. . humping .. allegedly
ah rats!
-just call it 'my bashy thing'
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