Poor Hawk is daid, poor li'l Hawk is daid
He's lookin' oh so peaceful and see-reen (see-reen)
He's all laid out to rest
With his hands acrossed 'is chest
His fingernails have never been s'clean (clean)

Poor Hawk is daid, poor Li'l Hawk is daid
I wish he'd taken Shatner when he fell (fell)
But my luck what it is
I'd just find out (gee whiz!)
There's broadband internet connection down in hell (hell).