There once was a lepton, all graceful and fair
Who fell for a quark full of charm
She gave herself to him, though she couldn't tell where
But the next day she learned, in alarm

No phase at all, no phase at all
She'd married a quark who had no phase at all
Worse than a bull with a Moebius ball
Is to wed to a particle with no phase at all.

She tried hard to cure him with rhythmic tunes
And by making him focus on the change of the moon
And he tried hard all day, but by the nightfall
The bugger still proved ha had no phase at all

No phase at all, no phase at all
She'd married a quark who had no phase at all
Worse than a bull with a Moebius ball
Is to wed to a particle with no phase at all.

The lepton kept striving for a couple of years
Her days full of hope, and her nights torn to tears
Drum lessons, and metronomes, quite useless did fall
On the ears of a quark who had no phase at all.

No phase at all, no phase at all
She'd married a quark who had no phase at all
Worse than a bull with a Moebius ball
Is to wed to a particle with no phase at all.

She finally decided, that poor little lass
That this life would soon turn her to drinking and mass
She could not endure it, neither future nor past
So she hooked up to an electron, and got away fast.

No phase at all, no phase at all
She'd married a quark who had no phase at all
Worse than a bull with a Moebius ball
Is to wed to a particle with no phase at all.

So all you new particles, born out of space
As you wiggle your charms, and put glow on your face
Remember the lepton, who came to a fall
By wedding a quark who had no phase at all.

No phase at all, no phase at all
She'd married a quark who had no phase at all
Worse than a bull with a Moebius ball
Is to wed to a particle with no phase at all.