I ain't your hen Mr. fly rooster
So don't you crow in my back yard
Here's one chicken that you ain't pickin'
The day you try you'll find it's hard
Well you and I ain't never gonna come to terms
So find some other chicken I don't want your worm
I ain't your hen Mr. fly rooster
Don't you crow in my back yard

Scrotum, scrotum
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin
Scrotum, scrotum
It's the thing I keep my testes in.
Well it's wrinkly and crinkly and covered in hair
And I don't know what I would do if it was not there.
Scrotum, scrotum
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin

Nuts, hot nuts.
Get 'em from the peanut man.
Nuts, hot nuts.
Better get 'em while you can.
Well they say your nuts are mighty small
But it's better to have small nuts than no nuts at all
Nuts, hot nuts.
Get them from the peanut man.

If it don't fit don't force it
'Cause you'll make your mama mad
If it don't fit don't force it
You'll only get it bad
Well it may stretch it may not tear at all
But you'll never back that big mule up in my stall
If it don't fit don't force it
'Cause you'll make your mama mad

Well I've got a pussy cat yes I do
Man it sure is fine
Pussy, pussy, pussy cat I love you
You're my favorite feline
Bathing my pussy is so much fun
'Cause all I gotta do is use my tongue
Pussy gonna jump all around the room
And always land on top

I'm a one hour mama so no one minute papa
Ain't the kind of man for me
Set your alarm clock papa, one hour that's proper
And love me like I like to be.
I may say I want an hour, then it turns into two
Takes one to get started maybe three 'fore I'm thru
I'm a one hour mama so no one minute papa
Ain't the kind of man for me

Scrotum, scrotum
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin
Scrotum, scrotum
It's the thing I keep my testes in.
Well it's wrinkly and crinkly and covered in hair
And I don't know what I would do if it was not there.
Scrotum, scrotum
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin