Spaw, I agree with your post except the part about my birthday not being on bbc's web page. Bad excuse! It's been there, three days after Rick's and right next to Mbo's since sometime around June. So there. I was also not trying to remind you of your stupidity, only enjoying the chance to get a good dig in. (But I love you anyway.)

People used to play this game at work - don't talk about your birthday, and everyone pretends they don't know, right up until they find a devious way to sneak the cake in. It was funny right up until the year they really forgot.