Bill:

And so it is, and so it shall be. Long live the FMCBLDIR, known colloquially to its adherents as Famicballdur, for convenience's sake. They are busy people, you know, engaged in the world and much too taken up with time, space, material and the thinking of thoughts to go to the trouble of reciting such a long name, or to find spirituality beyond the thorny pale of their words and objects. Such is life. Congratulations on being a Prime Charter Founder Iconoclas, or PCFI (pronounced peekuffie). Your subscription bill will be in the forthcoming mail.

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