We are very offended that you associate Our Royal Personage with the one called "Shatner". You may obtain our Royal Forgiveness by send to Us the account and routing numbers of your principle bank accounts. This action will not only insure our Royal Forgiveness, but will entitle you to a 50% sharing of the $30,000,000 that Our Royal Selves clandestinely accumulate in the First Bank of Nairobi when We were Prince Lambo of Kenya, but which We cannot access for reasons far too convoluted and unbelievable to go into at this time.