I see no evidence that Lord Wossname is an older guy, in my experience, it is the younger ones more likely to do violence without thinking it through.. And for years I misheard these lyrics as 'for you've two long and beaten swords and me not a fork and knife (or f**kin' knife, either has gone through my head at some point).

Digressing to the anorak - there is a specific disorder here, it affects quite a number of people, and is more common than you'd think. Many people are actually terrified of these people that do 'train spotting' and watch 'Star Trek' programmes; they are the innocent sufferers of this disorder. It's called annoraknaphobia.....

LTS