Yeh, you could also market accompaniment tracks for Morris dancers and let us musicians have a rest and enjoy our beer.... Also just remembering a session at the Rochester Sweeps a few years back in whatever that pub is at the top of the High Street. A girl wandered in by accident and, being more than somewhat inebriated, offered to sing a song. Can't remember what it was, but it was something pop, but she was staggered to find three quarters of the room accompanying her. And I don't think any of us had ever played it before. (Can remember walking back to the campsite, with a bodhran hanging on the instrument bag on my back, and some girl walking behind me playing it. No idea who the hell she was. Slightly worried when we passed some police, but they didn't seem worried. Didn't follow me all the way back, though. Pity.)