It really isn't funny when the choice is between one of the most dedicated liars in politics (some accolade!), Vlad the Impaler who seems to share Attilla the Hun's views on cultural assimilation (except of course for one particular set of people who are to be preserved from criticism or harm on any ground even if or perhaps particularly if justified), and a man whose mission is single handedly to ensure the profitability of the Scottish whisky industry.

Oh, and probably some tree-hugging hippies and a few neo-nazis.