So Mick, sounds like me and you are going to be the only sober people in the world come 12.01,1/1/2000 and if it stops that bastard crank caller who phones me up at 1.00am every sodding new year, leaves an unintelligible message on my answerphone (I'm usually still round at a friends house)in Russian (or just pissed English) then I will personally go round the entire street picking up phones.....

LTS who thinks this is a load of phoey about nothing, hasn't been able to get money out of her bank account for a year (bank say it is the machine, machine says it is my card....) and could quite happily spend the night curled up in bed with Sean Connery.