The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1453266
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
05-Apr-05 - 11:40 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Well, if MOAB is gonna be a religion, it should definitely have a supreme prelate. And that supreme prelate should be called "The Poop". The Poop gets to issue Poopal Bulls, which is not the same as spreading bull poop, though it is similar in many respects. The Poop gets elected by the members The College of Dickiebirds. After he/she/it gets elected, he/she/it gets to wear a miter box on his/her/its head and carry the Poopal Spatula.