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Thread #59418   Message #1453589
Posted By: GUEST,MMario
06-Apr-05 - 10:53 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
1:4        AndMOAB said, Let there be posting on the thread and light in the void: and there was light, and there were postings and the postings shed much light upon all things and the light in the void was akin to flameing gas.

1:5        AndMOAB saw the light, and the postings, that it was good: andMOAB divided the light from the darkness and the flames from the knowledge of light.

1:6        AndMOAB called the light Day, and the darkness she called Night. and the flames she called the work of trolls. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

1:7        AndMOAB said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

1:8        AndMOAB made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.

1:9        And MOAB said "This is silly - No one knows what a "firmament" is ; and MOAB drew a line saying - "this is the line that must not be crossed - not even on a double dog dare" and the line she placed between the postings on the thread.

1:10    AndMOAB called the line Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.