1:11        AndMOAB said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. And MOAB was pleased for she did not like wet feet.

1:12    AndMOAB said, Let the posting below the line and the postings above the line be gatherd each according to its ilk and let the postings above the line be serious and the postings below the line be not as serious;

1:13    And let the most important postings be gathered in a thread below the line which shall be unto you the most important even as a mother is to her children.

1:14        AndMOAB called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called she Seas: and the postings above the line she called Music:; And the postings below the line she called BS:; but the most important postings which were gathered into a thread she called MOAB after HERSELF: andMOAB saw that it was good.