Speaking of 'Spaw and blowing up furry animals' bottoms...there's this weird little story in Cervantes' "Don Quixote" about a guy who always carried a piece of cane with him. Whenever he saw a dog, he'd "insert" the cane in the dog's rear end. Thusly, but blowing into the cane, he'd inflate the dog so much that it would bounce. When people walked by and gave him strange looks, he'd "bounce the dog's guts" and say "If you think your life is hard, try this for a day! Ha ha!" By the way, this guy was insane. Not that all those who take pleasure in blowing up little animals' rears are insane...

--Mbo