You know, reading one of Spaw's stories like that is... well... You know it's gonna be bullshit. As soon as you see his name appended to it your brain sends out this message that says

BULLSHIT!!!!

But by the time you've read a paragraph or so it's only saying

BULLSHIT!!!

The longer you read, the smaller the mental cry of "BULLSHIT!" becomes until it's barely registering as

Bullshit?

at which time he slams you with a

GOTCHA!!!!

which leaves you shaking your head and muttering something like "Bullshit! I oughtta know better! Sumbitch's stories are always bullshit. Next time that fucker posts somethin' like that I'm not even gonna read it! Nope! Not me!"