You are a fool of links, good sir,
Who seeketh the wide shallows
For all manner of meaning,
A mouthful of vexatious connection,
Loud in multitude, full of GIFs and Quicktime
Linked to everywhere as nowhere in a comic web
And signifying nothing. Let it be,
As well a web fool, full of links
As a duck in chains, all web and link,quacking ill humor
As some here are wont to do! God fare the well in thy hunting
And may the web be kind to thee!

All's Webbed that Ends Webbed, IV, ii
Bonhomie Gonzalez, 1698
Cupertino