The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1454425
Posted By: Amos
07-Apr-05 - 11:01 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Should we not help a mother great in age?
Who shall forbear, when all her love is ours?
Who brought us, every one, onto her stage
And taught us lines, and gave the very hours
With which we prance in maddn'ing cacophony
Calling out lines, avowing grand intention
And filling the air with spurious invention. Nay,
To let such such an honored mother fall is fell,
And fallen, all ignominy to tell; Thus let us haste,
Her standing to assure, unfalling
And thus in pride report, we have fulfilled our calling
And saved dear mother's gracious face.

Warwick Saddlebones Chardonnay
The Mother's Timely Grace
Elevil, Buspar, Depression and Sons, Ltd.
Paris, 1813