The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #1454580
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
07-Apr-05 - 01:46 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
With which we prance in maddn'ing cacophony
Calling out lines, avowing grand intention
And filling the air with spurious invention. Nay,
Gotta hand it to ya, Amos. Had to come up with rhymes for "cacophony" and "intention" and killed 'em both with the same stick.
Sorta like the story about the jealous husband who hired a hitman to shoot his cheating wife and her lover. When he told the hitman he wanted the lover shot in the head and the wife shot in the butt, the hitman looked through his telescopic scope and said, "No problem. I can do that with one shot."