3 Couples on the golf course.
First lady bends over to tee up, and the wind blows her skirt up revealing her to be naked underneath.
Her English husband is shocked and gives her £50 to buy some underwear
Second lady, same thing happens.
Her Irish husband gives her £20 to make herself decent
Third lady likewise.
Her Scottish husband says "Jeannie whit a disgrace ye are" puts his hand in his pocket pulls out a comb and says, "Awa an tidy yersel' up"

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