Let's face it, we need 'em. They have prettied up our tea towels and mugs for too long. They are part of the family. A cuppa for Gran, one for Billy and don't forget old Charley Lugs in the corner.

More power to their dainty little lily white elbows. Hail the King. If we don't get the Olympics, we couldn't half do with a coronation to buff up the tourist coffers. Wave those flags folk. Really smile as though you are having fun. Lots of fun.