The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #80061   Message #1456023
Posted By: George Papavgeris
09-Apr-05 - 06:01 AM
Thread Name: BS: Me an' my monkey. What bugs you?
Subject: RE: BS: Me an' my monkey. What bugs you?
Oooh, come on guys, you used up almost all of mine! But not quite...

1) Intolerant people; I can't abide by them, I won't give them a second chance :-)

2) Bigotry

3) Holier-than-thou-ness, in any form. I once walked into a lift having recently put out a cigarette, and no doubt my breath smelled; the lady that joined me in the lift immediately began a tirade about secondary smoking and berated me for having entered the lift with her and endangering her life. I told her that, no matter how hard she tried, I would not french-kiss her - what else could I say?

4) The hair I sometimes find in my toothbrush - how did it get there?

5) E-numbers on food packages that tell me sod all about the ingredients

6) Itches in the middle of the back, where I cannot reach (I have three back-scratchers in the house, but when outside I have been known to use door-posts, knives, and in one case a frying-pan)

7) Fresh today: The Curator and GUEST,RUN-with--an-accent; but that's really a combination of 1), 2) and 3) above plus ignorance and malice.