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Aliens landed on earth one day to observe the life forms and report back to the authorities on Mars. The saucer happened to land in a gas station. They watched a family, filling-up their car and driving off.

They hurried back to report that there appeared to be two species. The female was mobile and actively pursued the male which wasn't too unusual but....the male was perfectly stationary, even during mating. As soon as intercourse was over with, the female hurried away. But what was really amazing was that the male had an extremely long sexual organ that he wrapped around his shoulder three times and stuck stuck in his ear.

... oh yeah - Pumps don't work that way anymore. Old joke. ;>/