Ah no, that was a famous blooper on a children's show called Blue Peter. There was a feature on the famous knocker on Durham Cathedral's door, called the Sanctuary Knocker. The original has been replaced by a copy, and placed in the museum. The copy and the original were displayed side by side, and as they cut to the second (male) presenter, called, I think Simon Groom (or Chris Wenner, I can never remember), he said, completely straight faced, 'Have you ever seen a finer pair of knockers.....'

I like the line from the Naked Gun movie, when Priscilla Beaulieu Presley is ascending the loft ladder 'Nice beaver' 'Yes, I just had it stuffed' handing down a large semi-aquatic rodent.....

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