The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1457419
Posted By: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
10-Apr-05 - 04:48 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Don't tell anyone, but I've been getting free gravity for years! Never even gotten a bill. Must be some kind of clerical screw up. I keep worrying that they'll find out some day and to turn the gravity off. Either that or I'll get a huge bill with a demand for immediate payment.

Dear Mr. LaWall:

It has come to our attention that you have not paid your gravity bill in the last 53 years. Please remit immediately the sum of $2,347,523.74 in U.S. funds.

Failure to do so will result in disconnection from the space-time continuum.


Sincerely,

Anne Vark

Customer Service Specialist