Hello people. We are the little voices that used to follow your friend Bee-dubya-ell around and harass him. He escaped us some time back and we've been looking for him. We hear that there is someone or something named "Chuckles" hunting for him as well. We are wondering if you know how we can get in touch with this "Chuckles" to see if he has unearthed any clues. We would, of course, be willing to share what little information we have about Bee-dubya-ell's whereabouts with the Chuckles creature.

We mean Bee-dubya-ell no harm. Trust us. It's just been rather boring since he managed to ditch us. We tried taking up with a couple of winos we met on our travels, but those brains already had enough little voices of their own and there was no room for us.