1. People using mobile phones in cinemas and theatres, commonplace here.

2. Idiots on bikes who cut lights and complain that you've nearly killed them.

3. Idiots in Govt, Military and Police vehicles who ignore every fceking rule that might have existed in the Chinese highway code.

4. Being asked if it is always foggy in London!

5. Not being able to find my cipin/tippers after a rather boozy session, they must be able to make homing cipin.