Sounds like it could be a take-off on a Randy Travis song:

. . . and ain't that the shits
I ain't in love with yer tits . . . .

I have spoken to this topic before and I will once again. If you love her for her boobs then there are three assholes in the relationship. She's got one, you got one and you are one. Get a grip--they're milk factories! Jaysus . . . . And women who get suckered into the notion that breast enlargements will make them more attractive--well, see a psych, not a surgeon.

BM