I guess that if you've a funny-coloured anus when it's clean,
you'd want to have it bleached so that any sexual partner doesn't
start a conversation about it when you are in the midst of something
interesting.

I'm not sure whether that remark should simply stand on its own as the most absurd one-liner I've ever had the pleasure to read here at Mudcat, or if I should write a small script to demonstrate the sort of sexual encounter between two partners in an apparently well-lit room, deep in the throes of passion, when one remarks to the other about the color of their asshole. Do you think HBO could do something with it?

SRS