miss lucy had a sailboat
the sailboat had a bell (ding ding)
miss lucy went to heaven and the sailboat went to

hello operator please give me #9
and if you disconnect me, i'll chop off your

behind the 'fridgerator there was a piece of glass
miss lucy sat upon it, and it went right up her

ask me no more questions,
please tell me no more lies
the boys are in the washroom, zipping up their

flies are in the meadow,
bees are in the park
miss lucy and her boyfriend are kissing in the

dark is like a movie, a movie's like a show,
a show is like my tv screen and that is all i

know i know my father, i know i know my ma
i know i know my sister with the
14 acre
14 acre
14 acre bra bra bra!